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Crocodylus Pontifex is a disorganization of the High Church of Our Lady Eris, Goddess of Discord, the fairest and prettiest of all. Well, at least we pretend to be.
Did you know that God's name is Eris, and that He is a girl? Well He is a girl, and his name is Eris! SHe can be found in the core of all arguments. Through hir mysterious workings SHe teaches that all categories are false, and all Good and Evil a delusion of limited perspective.
Crocodylus Pontifex is a Discordian cabal(istic) network (and node) that sometimes believe that every man, woman and child is a Pope and completely infallible (about their own nervous systems).
Membership is free and always fnord. Operation Mindf underway.
Everybody is already a Discordian Pope. Upon notification of one's pontification, popes are expected to ex-communicate everybody else, and encouraged to start their own cabals. (We Discordians stick apart!)
You can print Pope Cards in case you need help convincing anybody of your importance. Very useful for quick pontifications.
Discordian Saints currently recognized by the Crocodylus Cabal:
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